Episodes

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June 1, 2025

The Three Buffoons

Three friends. Many drinks. Zero filters. This marmot maelstrom is the kind of discussion that makes you wonder: “Should I be laughing at this?” (Answer: Absolutely!) Join me, along with Steve Macaluso and Steve Aselta, for a beer-fueled, hiss-laughing, banter that you should probably not play at work…or around pets. From light-hearted fun memories to a new meaning for a Frosty and a Santa joke so lewd it might get him banned from the North Pole.
15
May 25, 2025

Catch Me If You Can!

Busted by the cops. Will they get locked up or get away scot-free? Join me as my wonderful daughter Melissa and I discuss some of our brushes with the law and muse over hot wet garbage day and other charms of NYC.
14
May 18, 2025

Good and Evil (Pt 2)

Nipples for Fingers? ... and other existential hot potatoes. Welcome to Part 2 of Good and Evil with Erin McParland. Waxing philosophical and nonsensical. With a special tribute to the late, great, Chuck Howe.
13
May 11, 2025

Good and Evil

Sibling Smackdown, Mental Plot Twists and a Brush with the Law!. Come join me with my, fun-loving, sister Erin as we go deep into the memories and roll with some hypothetical Hijinx.
12
May 4, 2025

How to Make an Easy $10K!

Suddenly you're a fetus again. And other odd twists and turns as I trade wisdom for weirdness with one of the sharpest wits out there. Come join me with my son, Alex.
11
April 28, 2025

Mac & Cheese Pt. 2 - The Short Road to Stardom

Grab your popcorn and beverage and enjoy the surround sound laughter as John and Steve further explore the lifelong, offbeat, odyssey of Chris Petrillo.
11
April 28, 2025

Mac & Cheese Pt. 2 - The Short Road to Stardom

Grab your popcorn and beverage and enjoy the surround sound laughter as John and Steve further explore the lifelong, offbeat, odyssey of Chris Petrillo.
11
April 27, 2025

Mac & Cheese Pt. 2 - The Short Road to Stardom

Grab your popcorn and beverage and enjoy the surround sound laughter as John and Steve further explore the lifelong, offbeat, odyssey of Chris Petrillo.
10
April 20, 2025

Mac & Cheese

This one has an added layer of dysfunction as Steve Macaluso and I enjoy the company of Chris Petrillo, hilariously working through his tech issues and recalling his antics over the years. Steve and I had discussed Chris on Episode 3 "The $27,000 Skywriting Novel"
9
April 13, 2025

I Should Divorce Her!!!

Step into our home as my wife and I laugh hard while we publicly roast and lampoon each other while trading embarrassing stories from over the years. @dysfunctionaldialogue.com
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April 6, 2025

Hitchhiker's Guide to Detroit

The fun continues with my college buddy Jeff Candee, after Bill and Tim ("Karma Whiplash") dropped off. Really funny college stories and incredible family stories!
7
March 30, 2025

Karma Whiplash

An entertaining time with three of my college buddies, Jeff, Tim and Bill as we unveil some bizarre lore from back in the day.
6
March 23, 2025

The First Pancake

Fun Conversation with my daughter Melissa, discussing some uncomfortable moments from her teenage years. This was just the second podcast I recorded, after the one with my son John "Vomit on Your Hero". Enjoy!
5
March 16, 2025

The Three Laughs

Laughing to tears. Great time hanging with two of my longtime friends, Steve Macaluso and Steve Aselta. Telling some hilarious stories from the ol' days. Come sit hang out with us.
4
March 9, 2025

Kamikaze Enema

Two school friends swap odd, entertaining and nostalgic stories of their youth. Daring childhood mischief and adventures.
3
March 2, 2025

$27,000 Skywriting Novel

Old Friends, Great Stories and a Ridiculous Exchange
2
Feb. 23, 2025

The Forgotten Miracle

Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you? A series of questions between father and son as they hilariously explore the absurd
1
Feb. 23, 2025

Are People Made of Meat?

Long-time marriage tested with hilarious exchange, roasting each other with stories