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July 13, 2025

The Re-pocalypse

In a world where common sense took a backseat… two kids armed with nothing but a cardboard box, a questionable mattress, and a dream, dared to defy gravity – and basic safety. This week, we dive headfirst (sometimes literally...

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July 6, 2025

Cousin Clash - Part 2

Peanut butter & beef jerky. Pasta & ketchup. Cigars & cheese puffs. The culinary crimes are real - and so is Cousin Clash Pt. 2. Continuing the nonsense where we left off with Melissa McParland and Olivia Carriero

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June 29, 2025

Cousin Clash

What do toxic cookies, getting “Ape’d” and fake pharmaceuticals have in common? Just your average day in our family. In this episode of Dysfunctional Dialogue “ Cousin Clash” , I’m joined by my daughter Melissa McParland and ...

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June 22, 2025

Best Bits, the Early Days

In a world where mind reading is painful…One dungeon holds too many secrets…And pants... are no longer just for legs… some chaotic early episodes give birth to something dysfunctional, something… unforgettable. From the maker...

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June 15, 2025

Do it for the Story, Pt2. Memory Mayhem

Old friends, forgotten tales, and college stories that should’ve stayed buried... But We Hit ‘Record’ Instead! Join us, as Mike Esposito and I pick up the fun, right where we left off in Part 1, and continue to pry open the d...

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June 8, 2025

Do it for the Story - The Apocalypse

Some memories are too funny - or too ridiculous - not to resurface. In this episode, three college buddies crack open dusty mental drawers unearthing forgotten tales of chaos, poor decisions, an international incident and an ...

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June 1, 2025

The Three Buffoons

Three friends. Many drinks. Zero filters. This marmot maelstrom is the kind of discussion that makes you wonder: “Should I be laughing at this?” (Answer: Absolutely!) Join me, along with Steve Macaluso and Steve Aselta, for a...

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May 25, 2025

Catch Me If You Can!

Busted by the cops. Will they get locked up or get away scot-free? Join me as my wonderful daughter Melissa and I discuss some of our brushes with the law and muse over hot wet garbage day and other charms of NYC.

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May 18, 2025

Good and Evil (Pt 2)

Nipples for Fingers? ... and other existential hot potatoes. Welcome to Part 2 of Good and Evil with Erin McParland. Waxing philosophical and nonsensical. With a special tribute to the late, great, Chuck Howe.

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May 11, 2025

Good and Evil

Sibling Smackdown, Mental Plot Twists and a Brush with the Law!. Come join me with my, fun-loving, sister Erin as we go deep into the memories and roll with some hypothetical Hijinx.

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May 4, 2025

How to Make an Easy $10K!

Suddenly you're a fetus again. And other odd twists and turns as I trade wisdom for weirdness with one of the sharpest wits out there. Come join me with my son, Alex.

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April 28, 2025

Mac & Cheese Pt. 2 - The Short Road to Stardom

Grab your popcorn and beverage and enjoy the surround sound laughter as John and Steve further explore the lifelong, offbeat, odyssey of Chris Petrillo.

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April 28, 2025

Mac & Cheese Pt. 2 - The Short Road to Stardom

Grab your popcorn and beverage and enjoy the surround sound laughter as John and Steve further explore the lifelong, offbeat, odyssey of Chris Petrillo.

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April 27, 2025

Mac & Cheese Pt. 2 - The Short Road to Stardom

Grab your popcorn and beverage and enjoy the surround sound laughter as John and Steve further explore the lifelong, offbeat, odyssey of Chris Petrillo.

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April 20, 2025

Mac & Cheese

This one has an added layer of dysfunction as Steve Macaluso and I enjoy the company of Chris Petrillo, hilariously working through his tech issues and recalling his antics over the years. Steve and I had discussed Chris on E...

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April 13, 2025

I Should Divorce Her!!!

Step into our home as my wife and I laugh hard while we publicly roast and lampoon each other while trading embarrassing stories from over the years. @dysfunctionaldialogue.com

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April 6, 2025

Hitchhiker's Guide to Detroit

The fun continues with my college buddy Jeff Candee, after Bill and Tim ("Karma Whiplash") dropped off. Really funny college stories and incredible family stories!

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March 30, 2025

Karma Whiplash

An entertaining time with three of my college buddies, Jeff, Tim and Bill as we unveil some bizarre lore from back in the day.

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March 23, 2025

The First Pancake

Fun Conversation with my daughter Melissa, discussing some uncomfortable moments from her teenage years. This was just the second podcast I recorded, after the one with my son John "Vomit on Your Hero". Enjoy!

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March 16, 2025

The Three Laughs

Laughing to tears. Great time hanging with two of my longtime friends, Steve Macaluso and Steve Aselta. Telling some hilarious stories from the ol' days. Come sit hang out with us.

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March 9, 2025

Kamikaze Enema

Two school friends swap odd, entertaining and nostalgic stories of their youth. Daring childhood mischief and adventures.

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March 2, 2025

$27,000 Skywriting Novel

Old Friends, Great Stories and a Ridiculous Exchange

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Feb. 23, 2025

The Forgotten Miracle

Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you? A series of questions between father and son as they hilariously explore the absurd

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Feb. 23, 2025

Are People Made of Meat?

Long-time marriage tested with hilarious exchange, roasting each other with stories

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